“Stop faking your fucking orgasms. Society already tells young men that they run the fucking universe - if they can’t turn your cunt into a shooting star then for god’s sake, let them know about it.”—Daisy Lola (via shutitshelby)
I like how people have a problem with the whole calling someone “daddy” in bed because it’s “weird” but yet they will call the other person “baby”. What you like fucking babies? You weird ass baby fucker
Me: mom dad can I get color stripper and dye?
Parents: Yeah I guess
Mom: -but if you want stuff you have to spend time with the family..
Me: mom it’s like when dad was in prison and got put in the hole all the time and he’d just sleep.. same concept
Mom: not real-
Dad: *laugh uncontrollablly*
Me: *laughs too*
Mom: no. It isn’t. That isn’t funny..
Dad: it really was Lisa..
life is really frustrating because on one hand i want to be this positive happy optimistic person who just gives out good vibes but on the other hand i want to be this narcissistic cold hard bitch who just doesn’t give a fuck