my school has this fb page where students can sell their old stuff and i’ve been laughing at this girl’s post for 85 years
Reyna Biddy (via kushandwizdom) —
i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.
And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it.
are you satan